Saturday, December 05, 2009

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Jackster's Blog is going into hibernation. It seems to have become obsolete, just having reached 1000 page hits for 2009. ~800 of them was me.

If, after the 2012 apocalypso, you happen to stumble onto this site in the vast series of tubes, the intertweetiebirdwebnet, leave a comment. Below. Where it says "_Comments"

Ta

Sunday, November 01, 2009

GE Flatscreen TV

Guess what year an article about this was published in a popular magazine......



Bueller? Anyone?

Monday, October 19, 2009

The Hammatt House is Gone

A barrier beach is a tough place to live. In Chatham, a colony of dozens of dune homes survived for decades. Some survived the Blizzard of '78 and the "no-name" (Perfect) storm of 1991 (which demolished the house where I now live).

Last year, there were five surviving homes on Chatham's North Beach.

Two days ago there was one, the Hammatt House.................


Now, it is gone. Kudos to all you folks who, knowing you would lose in the end, battled mother nature and accepted the last wave with dignity!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

GUS IS BACK!

Gone since April, Gus, the Godfather of Gulls, has finally returned. He looks a little ratty but his appetite is still voracious. I have to feed him on the sly because the nasty, evil black-winged gulls have taken over the turf.

Welcome back Gus!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

the Joker

I love pie charts. They make everything so understandable. Even the pompatus of love ;)

Monday, August 31, 2009

More on the Mako

Turns out Tom King, also a shark expert, was the captain of the boat. Here is his story from his website: http://newenglandsharks.com/shortfin.htm (about 3/4 down the page)

I captain 4 different boats out of the Mill Wharf Marina in Scituate, Mass.

On Thursday August 27th, 2009, I was captaining a 30 foot Grady White, with Capt. Taylor Sears as the mate, and Bob and Pam Mayo from Dartmouth Mass, and their two children, Elizabeth and Ian Mayo, 10 and 12 years old, as the charter.

We left Scituate harbor and went fishing for bluefin tuna near the SW Corner of Stellwagen Bank, about 17 miles away.

Mid morning we hooked a tuna. Bob Mayo had been fighting it for about 40 minutes when the tuna surfaced, and we all saw a mako attack it. The result is the mako took the back section off the tuna.

I carry a wire shark rig in my bag, but since I have used this boat before I had put one onboard previously. We put out the wire shark rig baited with a piece of the mutilated tuna. The charter agreed to let Taylor be the angler.

The mako took the bait and Taylor did a great job as angler. I explained that since we were using a conventional wire shark rig, and not a wind on leader, that we couldn’t get the mako within 15 feet of the rod tip because the wire section would not come through the rod tip. Also, it would be too dangerous to ask the charter to wire up the mako or try to harpoon it. I had the two children get out of the cockpit and stay forward since makos can jump into the cockpit.

Since I have had lot of experience with makos; and we had no wireman, when Taylor brought the shark in as close as he could, I had Taylor put the rod in the forward holder and grab the harpoon while I swung the boat to get the mako within harpoon range off the stern - with the mako’s head pointing away from us.

I told Taylor to stick it behind the dorsal toward the tail. This greatly reduces the problem of the mako jumping into the cockpit. Also they come back tail first on the handline and are easier to tail wrap.

Taylor made a perfect throw and got the harpoon dart into the rear section of the mako.

The enraged mako bolted way from the boat peeling line off the reel in the rod holder and taking the harpoon dart line and the attached ball right out of the cockpit. The ball bounced along the water and went under.

Taylor resumed fighting the mako on the rod, but later on, the snap swivel from the mono running line to the wire leader broke. The snap swivel didn’t open up; it just snapped off.

Now we have to hope the dart in the mako is well placed, and it was.

We saw the ball on the dart line surface and followed it.

When we would get close with the boat, the mako would dive and take the ball under. Eventually, when I would get the ball alongside, Taylor would get the ball back into the cockpit and get on the handline only to have the mako bolt and pull the ball overboard. This happened several times. Finally, Taylor with the help of Bob and Pam Mayo and myself were able to keep the line in the cockpit and bring in the mako, and tail wrap it.

The mako looked to me to be over 500 lbs but when I saw the male claspers I was somewhat disappointed because it would be rare for a male shortfin mako to exceed 500 lbs. (Some female makos will weigh well over a thousand pounds.)

I called State shark biologist John Chisholm and told him we were bringing in a larger than usual male mako.

Steve James weighed in the mako at 624 lbs-an unheard of weigh for a male mako.

Biologist John Chisholm asked if it could be left intact for biologists to dissect the next morning, because there was a lot of scientific interest in this large male mako.

The charter agreed to this. The fish was iced down and left in a tuna bag overnight.

The next morning, Dr. Greg Skomal and John Chisholm from the State, and 2 Federal biologists, dissected it. Samples were taken and will be distributed to the scientific community.

The Mayo family came back and got their mako steaks as promised.
I missed the necropsy that morning, as I was out fishing .

So far it is the largest male mako known to science. - Tom

Friday, August 28, 2009

Record (Male) Mako Shark - Scituate Harbor

Old friend and dock neighbor Tom King in the video..............

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Chuqualung

My friend Chuck in full Aqualung mode....................


Play AQUALUNG by Ian Anderson and the Frankfurt Symphony..............

This is one of the greatest live performances ever. Crank your speaker volume up to 11 and play the whole thing!

1968 - The Rolling Stones introduce Jethro Tull for their first recorded live performance - "A Song for Jeffrey"

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Scituate Music Festival

Great music, free and right next to TK O'Malleys.

The Fools rock.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Deadliest Catch - Monster Waves

Don't like your job? Try this...................

Friday, June 19, 2009

Don't Make Me Go Captain on Your Ass!

This is the way to run a boat. And a company.

Saturday, June 06, 2009

Sunday, May 24, 2009

I Knew It!!!

There's a Grady White at the end of the rainbow..................



(click on photo to enlarge)

Capt. Chris.................................

................at the helm of the mighty Mind Sweeper



Official Bow Dog Sammie on the watch

Monday, April 27, 2009

Bruins Demolish Canadiens

Congrats to the Boston Bruins for thrashing the Evil Montreal Canadiens in a 4-game SWEEP! Next victim Carolina Hurricanes (really just the Hartford Whalers).

Come Home Stanley!!!!

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

The Flu Vaccine is Bullshit

For the last 4 years I have gotten an annual flu shot. For the last 3 years I have contracted unmitigated, gnarly, nasty, wheezy, horking influenza.

Get it right next time! Dipsticks.


WTF

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Monday, February 09, 2009

Fishing

This is real......................

Friday, February 06, 2009

A Haunting Melody

From Eric Burdon's 2004 CD "My Secret Life"

Monday, February 02, 2009

Superbowl XLIII

Glad Big Ben and the Steelers won it. Wimpass Cardinals laid down for the Patriots (47 to 7) during the regular season because they had already locked a playoff spot. No rings for the birdies. Tsk.

Commercials, except Doritos snowglobe, were pretty lamo. Best Superbowl commercial EVER.......................

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Room Service

A Blast form the past........................

The following was nominated for "best e-mail of 1997" on the Internet. It's a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review ...

Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees."

Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djoowish to oder sunteen??"

Guest: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pry,boy,pooch?"

G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"

G: "What?"

RS: "San tos. July San tos?"

G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bother?"

G: "No..just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tendjewberrymud."

G: "You're welcome."

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Monday, January 19, 2009

Cha-cha-cha- changes

They're Gone!



and we got a new Air Force 1...............

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Check out the December Engrish Roundup

from LOTD and Engrish.com.....................

http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2009/01/december-engrish-roundup.html

Friday, January 09, 2009

Most Unusual Pet Names Of 2008

According to MSNBC..............

CATS
1. Edward Scissorpaws
2. Sir Lix-a-lot
3. Optimus Prrrime
4. Buddah Pest
5. Snoop Kitty Kitty
6. Miss Fuzzbutt
7. 80 Bucks
8. Sparklemonkey
9. Rosie Posie Prozac
10. Toot Uncommon

DOGS
1. Rush Limbark
2. Sirius Lee Handsome
3. Rafikikadiki
4. Low Jack
5. Meatwad
6. Peanut Wigglebutt
7. Scuddles Unterfuss
8. Sophie Touch & Pee
9. Admiral Toot
10. Spatula

"Peanut Wigglebutt"? WTF were you thinking?