Thought Rasta was a gonner yesterday, pretty much non-responsive all day and evening. Then, about 2 am, he jumped up on the bed, sprawled out next to me, gave me a lick and started purring. Small miracle. And the beat goes on.
Here's some cat humor from George Carlin:
A cat can make any mistake appear intentional. Have you ever seen a cat race across a room and crash into a glass door? It doesn't faze him at all.
WHIZZZ! SPLAT!
"I meant that! I actually meant that! That's exactly what I was trying to do."
Then he limps behind the couch, holding his head.
"oh Jesus! Freakin' me-ooow! Goddamn freakin' me-oooooooow!"
Your cat is much to proud to let you see him suffer. But if you look behind the couch, you'll see him recuperating from a domestic mishap.
"Hi. Tried to jump from the sofa to the window. Didn't make it. Tore a ligament. Got milk?"
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